when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”
- Teacher: Why did you not study?
- Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
gayn:
vua:
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED
what a fucking bitch
OMG
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHIGNMD AOGOMG
im going to find her and add her
(Source: s3xnoise)
A man in Japan effectively used the solar eclipse to propose to his girlfriend.
They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’
LITERALLY SCREAMING
me too
THERE ARE TEARS. RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. HEY GUYS FAIR WARNING, DON’T DRINK ORANGE JUICE WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO UNLESS YOU’RE OKAY WITH CLEANING SALIVA AND LIQUID FRUIT OFF OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR.
i CNATN TFIUCKIGNG CBREATHE EJSU U
SWISS FUCKING CHEESE DKSBSKSHDSKSJ
I WENT TO PUBLIC SCHOOL OKAY RGLKJHGDSAKJHGAD
Best thing I’ve seen all day.
omfg
They were giving us hints all the time! :o
Windows Down
THIS IS BRILLIANT!
I could I have missed it???
